...or does anyone else find it odd when, upon entering your office's/office floor's public restroom, there's at least one person brushing/flossing or gargling mouthwash? I mean, can they not brush/floss/gargle before and after work like the rest of us? Two times/day is enough, people! Even my dentist said so! And, hello, this is a PUBLIC RESTROOM we're talking about. Germs are crawling everywhere...and they're not even your own! But, I'm sorry, the worst part of all of this is: Do these culprits not gag when the person in the stall behind them is dropping a deuce? Or, perhaps, even worse: There's already a horrific, permeating odor suffocating the restroom, like that stink-cloud that follows "Pig-Pen" from Charlie Brown? How can one brush/floss/gargle in these dismal conditions?
Look, I hate - hate - hate to be raw and disgusting but, come on! I just couldn't hold it in for a second longer. Now, please excuse me while I go puke...
Gag me with a toothbrush,
The Lunch Belle