Is it just me...

...or does anyone else find it odd when, upon entering your office's/office floor's public restroom, there's at least one person brushing/flossing or gargling mouthwash?  I mean, can they not brush/floss/gargle before and after work like the rest of us?  Two times/day is enough, people!  Even my dentist said so!  And, hello, this is a PUBLIC RESTROOM we're talking about.  Germs are crawling everywhere...and they're not even your own!  But, I'm sorry, the worst part of all of this is:  Do these culprits not gag when the person in the stall behind them is dropping a deuce?  Or, perhaps, even worse:  There's already a horrific, permeating odor suffocating the restroom, like that stink-cloud that follows "Pig-Pen" from Charlie Brown?  How can one brush/floss/gargle in these dismal conditions? 

Look, I hate - hate - hate to be raw and disgusting but, come on!  I just couldn't hold it in for a second longer.  Now, please excuse me while I go puke...

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Gag me with a toothbrush,

Lindsay, Lunch Belle