Do you hate to eat salads because the sheer act of doing so is messy, awkward, and unattractive? Have you noticed that, unless you have the luxury of ordering/preparing it "chopped," each forkful is too big for your mouth (see photo of Mike Tyson, below)? Well, I have the perfect solution: Chopsticks. Obviously, you're not going to bring a pair with you to a restaurant, but keep some disposable sets in your desk at work and your kitchen at home. Doing so will make feasting on your daily greens much easier and incredibly more enjoyable. And, not to mention, way sexier for the poor fools who, god forbid, have to watch you eat.
Trust me, put this practice to use and you'll thank me later.
Until we eat again,
The Lunch Belle