Shit my coworkers say: Week of 3/7/14
Friday, March 7, 2014 at 5:59AM
The Lady Who Lunches in Funny shit, NYC

...because being a foodie in a non-foodie work environment is hard. 


"If I sat next to you, I'd be so fat."  Gee, thanks beotch.

"Oh, trying to be healthy today, eh?"  An inquiry I received while mixing my fruit and yogurt breakfast parfait in the communal kitchen. 

"Are you sure you want to eat those (handful of Girl Scout cookies)?  The weight challenge ends on Friday."  He exclaimed, with a sarcastic sense of concern, while I walked past his desk. 



Until we I eat again,

The Lunch Belle

P.S.  Want more of these?  Don't worry, folks, there will be plenty more to come.  Because my coworkers always seem to have something smart to say about the way I eat.

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